happy new year...
it's the year of the monkey...

get out and get ur very own chimpinocchio..

hey!!!!
courtesy of ernie..
i read this...

this is based only on the article and ms. sweeney's e-mail...
people like sweeney are what i generally refer to as "head-up-ass"...
they only feign to know the material, but they haven't a clue how to teach..

it's like being a parent..
almost any male and female combo can produce a child..
(sounds like a fast food combo...haha.. oops, sidetracked)
but that doesn't make either of them a 'mom' or a 'dad'..

just cuz sweeney knows the material doesn't make her a teacher..
yes, kids today can be annoying little buggers, but they're kids...
(and this is coming from a person who isn't fond of children...
i find they're not so bad if i can just get past their incessant "i'm bored" chants)
i can only hope that young carl himself doesn't grow to be as uptight as sweeney...

(sidenote: i wasn't surprised when the point of origin was texas...
i've heard anal retentiveness is quite common there)

(disclaimer: if you're from texas and not a dumb-ass,
u're probably not white or not southern baptist or u're gay, take ur pick)

this little piggy

alright alright
2004 is here...i get it
it's strange.. it doesn't feel like a "new" year..
december 31st rolled over to january 1st,
and we still have the same shit from 2003 to clean up...
but i did something different this year..
i actually made some resolutions...
umm... i'd post them, if i could find them..
lemme get back to u on that... i swear, it's here somewhere..

ah ha! found it.
first, a correction is in order... it's resolution.
one resolution.
cut back on the procrastination..
u laugh... but i've gotten better over the years...
others are fat or addicted to crack..
i procrastinate