stumbled across the mesmerizing garrison keillor...
reading about the birth of his legendary lake wobegon..
i enjoyed the multimedia slideshow the best..

"don't sleep in our bar,
we don't drink in ur bed"

quoted by a friend of a friend...

"sometimes i wish i had a dick,
then my brain wouldn't hurt so much"

-unknown-

so, i went to a play last night...
i had always heard of it, but never really knew what it was about..
the title threw me off a bit..
it made me think of some alternative-retro-goth-thing..
and growing up, i was always surrounded by the pop or hiphop crowd...
so this was quite new...

i tried to go with an open mind..
there were paintings of roses.. pictures of half naked women..
and booths promoting planned parenthood and pro-choice...
there were black t-shirts with pink lettering: i heart my cunt..

interestingly, i came away with a sense of enlightenment..
for u see, their message was nothing new..
but unfortunately, it still must be proclaimed...

it's very simple, really..
stop violating women.
happy v-day. (for those of u who know, know the v)

the dell keyboard sucks ass...
it's just plain r.e.t.a.r.d.e.d....

although the weekend isn't over yet, i'm feeling rather smug..
you see, this weekend i've actually been somewhat productive with my time...
worry not, several moments were spent on time-wasting activities..
but i also completed several tasks on my to-do list...
aren't you proud of moi?

well, i think i found me..
she went and possessed a friend of mine..
and now my friend is in this 'blah' mood and she's cussing like a sailor..
(it doesn't help when she's got more catholic guilt than the pope)

how does one procure an exorcist...
i want me back, damnit...

i've got a statistics exam today..
the class is fairly easy and the instructor is actually one of those rare finds..
he likes to teach and he does it well..
but for some reason i'm not into doing well...
it's like part of me is wandering somewhere...
i don't mind going off like that...
but i wish she'd tell me where she's going..
or at the very least when she's coming back...

... .... ..... waiting for myself...

update: considering i wasn't entirely myself that day,
i didn't do so bad for a person who barely studied...
oh well, better than nothing

"shake things up...
shake up the world..."

- muhammad ali