July 26, 2006

pineapples v my stomach

i've never had a problem with indigestion, especially when it came to any one particular food..
except maybe cocktail shrimp, but that's because i would consciously overdo it and eat a whole bowl that's meant for 2-3 people..

onions, especially white onions, blehck... have caused my gag reflex to react,
but other than that, i've been able to enjoy many delicious dishes...
no aversion to spicy, cheesy, fruity, or even unrecognizable...

until yesterday, when my stomach had it out with the pineapple...
i didn't go overboard... it was just a couple of pieces when i returned home after work...
relaxing in front of the tv for a bit...
and then slowly, but surely, my stomach begins its jihad against the pineapple infidels upon the battlefield which is my body...

1 offering to the white porcelain god and 1.5 agonizing hours later, i'm still in the fetal position,
but i'm still breathing...
wondering when i'll have my next pineapple...