warning: don't get twisted if u don't get it... it's meant to be an asian thing..

3 soldiers and 1 general...stranded on an island...
a german soldier, an american one, & a korean guy

the general says to the german soldier, "You! Go build a raft, so we can get off this island!"
to the american soldier, "Go scrounge up some food!"
and to the korean soldier, "Go find some supplies!!"

so they branch out to do their tasks..
after a short period of time the general starts searching for them to check on their progress...

he gets to the german as he's skillfully tying planks of wood together and he compliments, "good job! we'll get off this island in no time!"
the general and the german go searching for the american. they find him with his arms full of wild fruit. he too is complimented for a job well done.

then the three of them go searching for the korean soldier, but he cannot be found. finally, after an exhausting search the general exclaims, "where the hell is this guy?" and all of a sudden, the korean soldier jumps out of the bushes proclaiming:

"SURPRISE!!"