i splurged on a grande caramel macchiato today.
now my brain's chemical synapses are translating that into: toomuchcoffee
i keep forgetting i'm only 5ft 105lbs

i feel taller than i really am especially when a pair of pants don't fit me anymore..

then there's brian, who takes one step and i must take 2.5 steps just to keep up..
hence, it gives the illusion that he is a sloth, while i am a sloth on crack.
and only then do i notice things are not as proportionate as i had imagined

it's all about perspectives...